Moore was born in Oakland, California, the son of Marilyn Wilson, a business consultant, and Sherrod Moore. Don't grab for the protective gear.
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Account Profile. Sign Out. Tom Hardy describes his penis. Sometimes they fake it in the sack. But it is true to say that guys have a thing about their equipment.
There is even a museum dedicated to the so-called third leg. When you are next in Iceland, make certain you visit the phallic Museum. No kidding. Well, it's actually officially dubbed the Icelandic Phallological Museum. What will you find there? Willies are on display in glass containers, preserved in formaldehyde no less. Everything from whales to hamsters and, at last report, one human one. Don't grab for the protective gear. The guy died and left it to the museum in his will. One hot Hollywood babe claimed her ex's equipment was so small, she couldn't feel anything.
And which star's car did George Clooney reportedly plaster with a "small penis on board" sticker? And heart throb singer Enrique Iglesias has gone public with the smallness of his assets. Women everywhere are wringing their hands over this one. Tell us it can't be true. Brad Pitt? The sexy warrior from Troy, father of we have lost count number of children, is small?
Well, when asked what Pitt was like in the sack, Pitt's ex-girlfriend Juliette Lewis said he was no "big" deal.
Get it? Apparently she was laughing hysterically afterwards. Then there's the story of how best pal George Clooney plastered his car with a "small penis on board" sticker. No report on how Mr. Pitt reacted to that one. Probably just a joke between two best friends? Okay, we know that Arnold's divorce from Roseanne Barr was not exactly a textbook case of happy families, but reportedly Roseanne dissed Tom and his equipment, saying on Saturday Night Live that it was a petite 3 inches.
And Tom himself went public saying that he had Arnold Shwarzenegger to thank for making his tool "look" bigger, even though he lost some 90 pounds. Apparently Arnie has a line of supplements. Apparently, Roseanne and Tom have stopped the endless Twitter rants against one another.
Tom's opinion? He's a medium. And, in reference to Roseanne's barbs, he's said that even a jumbo jet would look small if it landed in the Grand Canyon. This is not a rumor. He Tweets about it and he's come clean in a number of interviews.
He has even joked that he is going to do his own line of extra-small condoms because he finds it difficult to find them small enough. Reportedly, he only goes skinny-dipping if there are no cameras lurking and has also said his worst defect lies below the waist. Somehow, we don't think his fans will be too bothered.
His long-time girlfriend, tennis player Anna Kournikova , hasn't complained. The divorce of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore was not a nasty blood bath, but we did get a very strong sense of a woman betrayed. Which is rich, considering Demi's history. At least one report suggests that Demi got her own back on her ex by showing people pictures of his inadequacies.
If you catch our drift. A former love, the late actress Brittany Murphy , blabbed the news on a talk show way back when. She later apologized. All that aside, we'd love to get a look at Demi's scrapbook. Mila Kunis certainly doesn't seem to be complaining.
The couple recently welcomed a daughter, Wyatt. In fact, his equipment was so economical , she couldn't feel anything the first time they made love and that she faked the whole thing. That's an ouch big time for our Nick. She claims to have gotten over it, but we wonder.
Nick moved on and married Vanessa Minnillo in , and the couple are proud parents of two children. Have you heard the one about the length of fingers telling you something? Like the size down under? Ben Affleck was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Of The Year, not too long ago.
But according to his Armageddon co-star Michael Clarke Duncan , he's nothing to write home about when he sheds his clothes. Lest you jump to conclusions, his eye witness reports stem from certain Armageddon film scenes. He reportedly was not impressed and, while thinking Ben is totally cool, told him,"This is it, huh? Clarke also threw in that the editors of People obviously hadn't seen him naked. Okay, Michael, we get it. So, nobody's perfect.
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